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PostPosted: 17 Apr 2011, 22:53 
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Why can the french only eat one egg at Easter?



because its an oeuf.........(enough)


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Why can the french only eat one egg at Easter?



because its an oeuf.........(enough)


Are you sure the Elephants don't just have all the other eggs? :lol:

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Eberhard Schoeler died and was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

"Ebbi," said St. Peter, "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which news do you want first?"

Schoeler replied, "Give me the bad news."

"The bad news is that in heaven we disagree with your opinions. Heaven is completely integrated; we have inverted players, anti-spin players, frictionless LP players, all different styles of table tennis players living up here."

"Scheiße," said Schoeler. "What's the good news?"

"The good news," St. Peter smiled, "is that you won't have to worry about that where you're going."

"Wait!" Schoeler screamed as the ground started to open up beneath him. "I admit it! I confess! Out of spite and revenge I purposely ruined the game for 800,000 frictionless long pip players and seven circus clowns!"

Surprised, St. Peter replied, "Seven circus clowns?"

Schoeler responded, "See? Nobody cares about the FLP players!"

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mynamenotbob wrote:
Eberhard Schoeler died and was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

"Ebbi," said St. Peter, "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. Which news do you want first?"

Schoeler replied, "Give me the bad news."

"The bad news is that in heaven we disagree with your opinions. Heaven is completely integrated; we have inverted players, anti-spin players, frictionless LP players, all different styles of table tennis players living up here."

"Scheiße," said Schoeler. "What's the good news?"

"The good news," St. Peter smiled, "is that you won't have to worry about that where you're going."

"Wait!" Schoeler screamed as the ground started to open up beneath him. "I admit it! I confess! Out of spite and revenge I purposely ruined the game for 800,000 frictionless long pip players and seven circus clowns!"

Surprised, St. Peter replied, "Seven circus clowns?"

Schoeler responded, "See? Nobody cares about the FLP players!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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A doctor came away from the lady's bedside, said to the husband "I don't like her looks." "I've not liked her looks for a long time," the husband hastened to agree.

The bridegroom was most disagreeably suprised when the bride was introduced to him, and drew ther broker to one side and whispered his remostrances "why have you brought me here" "she's ugly and old, she squints and has bad teeth and bleary eyes"... "You needn't lower your voice" interrupted the broker "she's deaf as well"

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What did one ping pong ball say to the other ping pong ball?




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A magician claimed that he could throw a ping pong ball, have it come to a complete stop, and then have it come back to him. It wasn't attached to anything, and it did not come into contact with ANYTHING at all, yet he achieved what he said he could do. How did he do it?









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The Magician thew the ping pong ball above him in the air.

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Little Mikey is a city kid who Dad plays TT, so he hangs around the TT club a lot.

One day he overhears some guys talking and one says "I think Fred is cheating, he's been treating his pips".

Little Mikey goes next weekend to visit his grandparents on their farm.

He's out in the milking shed with his grandfather who is tending to a sick cow.

Little Mikey says to his pop "what are you doing Poppa?", who replies, "this cow has infected tits and I am just going to treat them with some ointment".

Little Mikey exclaims "Don't do that Poppa! Treating tits is cheating!!" :lol:

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PostPosted: 20 Apr 2011, 14:30 
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Treating tits is cheating!!"
ok ok I don't care if Adam or Larry say it bad it still feels good to me :lol: :lol: :lol: :inlove:

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Larry: "LP players make such a mockery of the game! I hear if they're any good they're definitely cheating but no one can prove it."

Harry: "That’s terrible. Where did you hear that?

Larry: "From the guy I buy Haifu Oil from."

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laugh hysterically, and suddenly everyone leaves you alone."


"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday."

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A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.                    
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"                                        
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around."                                   
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep." 
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does **** all…it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick...."

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OK, another blonde joke for RebornTTE and others.

Someone wrote:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted.

So, what is this seven ten? :D


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O I L = 7 I O :clap:

I remember my brother taking the dipstick out many years ago and he tried to pour the oil in the dipstick hole :lol:

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My thinking precisely Rodderz.

OIL upside down looks like 710. Now a joke about how (or where) the blonde lost her dipstick might be funnier! :P :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

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