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Not true. We are always "above" the USA.
The person below me still uses a green colour rubber (anti now).

Not true, its just the reflection from my opponents face on my bat

The person below me has no flare, he uses ST instead.

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I'm always in the dark, but the Dark sheds lights upon everything!! Beauty is only pimple deep! Beauty is in the eye of the pipholder!
S/U 1: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Andro Rasant 2.1 . BH Red Tibhar Grass Dtecs
S/U 2: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Hexer+ 2.1 . BH Red GD Talon
S/U 3: Blade: Bty Gergely . No rubbers...thinking of adding Red Dtecs and Black Rasant
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True, in this case 'ST' stands for 'superior technique'.

The person below me thinks butterfly rubbers are underpriced.....

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Timo Boll ALC ST
FH Tibhar Evolution MX-P Max
BH Tibhar Evolution FX-S 1.8
185g

this person actually thinks it, he thinks btty equip should be priced at least 1000$ a piece, so nobody really buys it anymore

the person under me thinks TT is sometimes better than sex

My racket never wants to cuddle after a hitting session.

The person below me is angered by nets and edges.

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Violoncello Tenergy 05 2.1 FH TSP Curl 1.0 BH

I don't think my wife would want a cuddle after a hitting session !!!!

Nope, definitely not bothered at all about nets and edges, everything evens out in the long run.

The person below me plays a boring sytle of TT.....zzzzzzz......

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Timo Boll ALC ST
FH Tibhar Evolution MX-P Max
BH Tibhar Evolution FX-S 1.8
185g

Yeah, that's what my doubles partner tells all our opponents. Of course, I'll be slumped in a chair half asleep with a stupid smile on my face just to play my part.

The person below me is constantly blaming his blade or rubbers or quality of ball or height of net or the level of the table or the lighting in the room or the state of Australian politics ... will you just serve, please?

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Weapon 1: Andro Kinetic Supreme Hinoki/Zylon OFF-; Andro Hexer HDs (FH 2.1/BH 1.9)
Weapon 2: Ross Leidy 'Smokey'; Friendship 729-5s
Club1: Daylesford - since 2010
Club2: Ballarat - since 2011
Blog: A Naked Bear

Well Crappy is going a bit far, although I have my days (or nights). I'd say well above advanced noob level normally lol

The person below me is a hopeless EJ and is beyond saving.

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I'm always in the dark, but the Dark sheds lights upon everything!! Beauty is only pimple deep! Beauty is in the eye of the pipholder!
S/U 1: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Andro Rasant 2.1 . BH Red Tibhar Grass Dtecs
S/U 2: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Hexer+ 2.1 . BH Red GD Talon
S/U 3: Blade: Bty Gergely . No rubbers...thinking of adding Red Dtecs and Black Rasant
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EJ? Extraordinary Jumper?! Sure.

The person below me is forever scratching himself!

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Weapon 1: Andro Kinetic Supreme Hinoki/Zylon OFF-; Andro Hexer HDs (FH 2.1/BH 1.9)
Weapon 2: Ross Leidy 'Smokey'; Friendship 729-5s
Club1: Daylesford - since 2010
Club2: Ballarat - since 2011
Blog: A Naked Bear

She told me it was her first time...

The person below me didn't find that funny

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USATT rating - 1971

Actually I did....until I realised she told me the same thing!

The person below me has so much money they don't know what to do with it.

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I'm always in the dark, but the Dark sheds lights upon everything!! Beauty is only pimple deep! Beauty is in the eye of the pipholder!
S/U 1: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Andro Rasant 2.1 . BH Red Tibhar Grass Dtecs
S/U 2: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Hexer+ 2.1 . BH Red GD Talon
S/U 3: Blade: Bty Gergely . No rubbers...thinking of adding Red Dtecs and Black Rasant
Aussie Table Tennis Shop / Aussie Table Tennis Facebook Page / Equipment Review Index / Read my Reb Report Blog: click here.

Sadly only monopoly cash though. And you just landed on Mayfair with a hotel .......

The person below me is drunk ....

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Timo Boll ALC ST
FH Tibhar Evolution MX-P Max
BH Tibhar Evolution FX-S 1.8
185g

I am not as think as you drunk I am.

The person below me (must have been in the way)
Won't pay for his coaching

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Omega iv pro
Butterfly super anti special
Blades by Charlie
Tri-carbon HAMMER

Why should I pay people for coaching, I'm not that bad a coach...

The person below me laughs during points, and it's so distracting and addictive that he should lose those points

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I cannot stop laughing at your playing style, you need all the points you can get.

The person below me thinks each rally should be graded in order to see how many points it was worth...

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Back to where I started...Stiga All Round Classic, FH Hurricane 2 1.5mm, BH Joola Express 2 2mm
I may be a better coach than a player, why? My son now tells me what is wrong with my game!