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Superheroes caught talking smack

Table-tennis is a game of speed and agility, said the Flash. This is a game made just for me. Move aside Flash, said Superman. You have nothing on me. It is not just about speed. I'm fast too and have x-ray vision, fly and blow up a storm. Count yourself lucky that I'm even thinking about having a game with you.

Wait a minute Superman, growled the Nightcrawler. You forgot I can teleport. I can be there wherever you care to put the ball. If you can't put the ball past me, you can't beat me. And don't forget, I've got long pimples on my backhand.

Well, I'm not so sure said Professor X. Everyone knows I am the master of mind control. I'll make you go places you don't want to.

I've got that covered Prof X, said the Nightcrawler. I'll just have to be extra nice to Magneto and borrow his helmet. Then I will be immune to your mind control, hehehe. He won't be needing it since we are using polyballs and not metal ones.

Okay. The one minute is up. Now look at the full stop at the end of this sentence. Zzzap, thank you Agent K. Love this neuralyzer stuff. Now they won't remember where the minute went.

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Great stuff!

But then Wolverine claws in and the ball is in shreds....Game Over!!

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Were you a spectator too? Is that you Captain Marvel? I should have a word with Agent K. He needs to know his neuralyzer is not working as expected. Darn it, should have listened to Agent J to use the made in Japan neuralyzer.

Anyway, Wolverine was heard uttering some choice words. Vixen who was umpiring disqualified Wolverine over rule infringements, pointing out the claws had a non wood composition, didn't have an approved covering, was over 4mm thick. was using the non-playing hand, used bad language and the superhero pants were too tight.

Oh! get off your high horse Vixen. Why do we need to follow rules. Well, all national associations do, and if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for us, said Vixen.