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I have appeased the darkside in me
0-1 views - bah humbug 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
2-10 views - oops, I made a mistake - stupid topic should be banned 29%  29%  [ 4 ]
11-50 views - what is this strength growing witinin me, I like it 21%  21%  [ 3 ]
51-100 views - I feel the energy coursing through my veins... 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
100+ views - I am insatiable, a true darksider. I belong !!!! 50%  50%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 14
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PostPosted: 18 Mar 2017, 20:37 
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Fancy being a little naughty or devious today? :devil: We'll have to act fast.

Let's set a record for the most viewed topic in OOAK history, and all before those nasty moderators or site admin catch on!!! :n:

Did you know that you can boost a topics views by

1. click on "view active topics" - found above the Board index link left hand side of the screen about 3/4 the way up
2. have a look at the "views" column
3. click on a topic from the active topic list - namely this one!!!!
4. then straight away click on the "view active topics" link
5. have a look a the "views" column, it's gone up by one
6. repeat steps 3 and 4 repeadly

Who needs to "boost" their message by paying Facebook or Google adds!

Join the deviants now, express the true darkside nature in you, be a part of history, make this thread the highest viewed topic in the history of OOAK Forum, no the world. Ya ha ha HAAA.

Only another 2'477'458 views to achieve our goal - and OOAK domination will be ours!!!!! Feel your energy surge within as you see the views jump by 3, by 6 by infiity as our brothers and sisters join together.

Act quickly before the forum police arrive :punch: :swear:

Together we can do it :handshake:

VIEW - VIEW - VIEW - VIEW

nb: details correct at time of going to press, subject to terms and conditions, non forum members cannot apply. By taking part you agree to do so at your own risk, subject to any other disclaimer I choose to add at a later day

ps, it's actually quite hypnotic too. Click, click, tick tock, click, click you are feeling sleepy, click click. Hey a cure for insomniacs - Copyright 2017

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PostPosted: 18 Mar 2017, 21:14 
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Topic locked... :swear: :swear: :swear: Oh wait, that does not stop it... topic unlocked again. :swear: :swear: :swear:

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PostPosted: 18 Mar 2017, 21:17 
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YA HA HA ha aaaaa...................

Darksiders unite :rock:

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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 00:41 
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haggisv wrote:
Topic locked... :swear: :swear: :swear: Oh wait, that does not stop it... topic unlocked again. :swear: :swear: :swear:


Topic to self destruct in 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3....hmmm, actually I forgot we don't have a self destruct feature here...guess I'll have t destruct it myself...but just out of curiosity before I do, I'm going to go out and see how many views it has ;)

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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 00:55 
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Oh its only at 810...I feel the Introduce Yourself thread is safe for a while yet.

Forum Police standing by!


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S/U 1: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Andro Rasant 2.1 . BH Red Tibhar Grass Dtecs
S/U 2: Blade: Bty Gergely . FH Black Hexer+ 2.1 . BH Red GD Talon
S/U 3: Blade: Bty Gergely . No rubbers...thinking of adding Red Dtecs and Black Rasant
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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 01:27 
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I have been monitoring this topic too. For those 3 people who claim in the poll to have contributed over 100 clicks, take a look over your shoulder. See that shadow, it's the darkside watching. It knows when you have been fibbing :bandit:

For you 3 "shameless" forum members who claim to be true darksiders you have 3 options

1. De-select the 100+ clicks option - you have not earned that privilege yet :finger: or
2. Genuinely click 100+ times on this topic :up: or
2. Hang your head in shame when I announce to the world your true identity :n:

The darkside of our nature does not tolerate fakes or glory seekers, we embrace only our own. You have been warned. :ninja:

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Oh its only at 810...I feel the Introduce Yourself thread is safe for a while yet.


For everyone else, how kind it is of REB to add an extra bonus of increasing the number of views on this topic.

Click now and PROVE REB WRONG :devil:

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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 01:38 
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To do my part, I will post things guaranteed to get more views.

First, I present....sexy Scarlett Johansson pic:
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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 01:39 
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Is it okay to click more times but claim lower click-count ? :-D

Also a simple page refresh / reload seems to increase the count as well :lol:


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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 01:50 
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man_iii wrote:
Is it okay to click more times but claim lower click-count ? :-D

A practise I adopt myself to catch those who claim to post more than they have ;)

Welcome to the party man_iii, your cunning is an asset to the darkside legion that grows here.

Japsican wrote:
To do my part, I will post things guaranteed to get more views.


Ah Japsican, I always wondered what happened to Ms Johansson after "we" took over "Butter-Fried" and sacked your Board members. I would add an image of Kate Beckinsale myself but it's not yet past the watershed in this part of the world. We must tread carefully as not to anger the moderators anymore than we have. When our power has grown though, when our overwhelming darkness has encompassed all before us, when not even a supernova can penetrate our defenses, then and only then will it be safe to post the delectable Kate here.

Mind you, it will be so dark then that we won't be able to see Kate's true image. DUH! :headbang:

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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 03:19 
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its 999 !!!! :punch:


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its 999 !!!! :punch:


No it's not :lol:

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Way past that now :rofl: :clap:


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Just took it to 1050..or now 51

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By golly, it works!! Long way to go, though.. :lol:

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PostPosted: 19 Mar 2017, 16:41 
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RebornTTEvnglist wrote:
Oh its only at 810...I feel the Introduce Yourself thread is safe for a while yet.

Forum Police standing by!


I have called out to the Darkside. The Darkside has listened.

The legion approaches. Watch in awe (or total disinterest, we're a friendly forum like that) as the viewing figures for this thread soar. I'm feeling naughty tonight :party: :~:

1259 now will become 2150 in about 1hrs time.

in principio erat tenebris

edit: And within 33hrs of launch it becomes 5000 views. What we can achieve is limited only by our imagination. What we imagine is limited only by our beliefs. What we believe becomes our destiny...

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