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I have appeased the darkside in me
0-1 views - bah humbug 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
2-10 views - oops, I made a mistake - stupid topic should be banned 29%  29%  [ 4 ]
11-50 views - what is this strength growing witinin me, I like it 21%  21%  [ 3 ]
51-100 views - I feel the energy coursing through my veins... 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
100+ views - I am insatiable, a true darksider. I belong !!!! 50%  50%  [ 7 ]
Total votes : 14
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PostPosted: 20 Mar 2017, 20:12 
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18 Mar 2017 22:07 = 0 views
20 Mar 2017 21:30 = 10'000 views in 47hrs 23 mins

Thursday, 26 July 2018. The day of the darkside grows nearer and nearer....


Still feeling safe in your understanding REB...

Whether we say we can or we can't, we will be proven right...

CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK...

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PostPosted: 20 Mar 2017, 20:24 
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Wow 10000+, the Dark Army is on the move... or least Debater is. :lol:

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PostPosted: 20 Mar 2017, 20:33 
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I think you mean 12'000 :devil:

We grow exponentially - the OOAK Forum truely is a great way to bring link minded darksiders together ;)

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 02:01 
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I wonder if there is some way to automate this.. Web browser macros and the like.. :lol:

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 04:09 
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iskandar taib wrote:
I wonder if there is some way to automate this.. Web browser macros and the like.. :lol:

Iskandar


That's like telling children father Christmas is not real, or that star wars is just a film. Or going to see a magician, not to be entertained but to tell everyone how the "trick is done" :o :swear:

Where has the fun, mystery and imagination gone in the world.

And with that the sun rises pushing the darkness back in to the corners of the world and the click, click.. click ........click is no more.

To learn, you must first be ready to unlearn for you cannot teach a person who knows everything anything.

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 06:35 
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<sigh> Each time I log on to OOAK Forum and View new posts this comes up. I can resist the Looking For / For sale topics, but cannot resist this one. I originally voted for the first option, but on second visit went for the 2-10, which I am still on. By Wednesday afternoon or Thursday morning I will probably progress to the 3rd option. OCD or what?

Keeping it real ... dark.

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 10:05 
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iskandar taib wrote:
I wonder if there is some way to automate this.. Web browser macros and the like.. :lol:

And crash the server? :( :( :(

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 21:13 
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17.5K views ??? :o :o :o

This is insane. Someone has put a bot on this without doubt.

I think we should delete this thread Haggisv :devil: :devil: :devil: :lol:

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PostPosted: 21 Mar 2017, 22:22 
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I will... as soon as I get to 20k...Oops :oops: :lol:

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PostPosted: 22 Mar 2017, 00:26 
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Debater wrote:
I have been monitoring this topic too. For those 3 people who claim in the poll to have contributed over 100 clicks, take a look over your shoulder. See that shadow, it's the darkside watching. It knows when you have been fibbing :bandit:

For you 3 "shameless" forum members who claim to be true darksiders you have 3 options

1. De-select the 100+ clicks option - you have not earned that privilege yet :finger: or
2. Genuinely click 100+ times on this topic :up: or
2. Hang your head in shame when I announce to the world your true identity :n:

The darkside of our nature does not tolerate fakes or glory seekers, we embrace only our own. You have been warned. :ninja:

REB wrote:
Oh its only at 810...I feel the Introduce Yourself thread is safe for a while yet.


For everyone else, how kind it is of REB to add an extra bonus of increasing the number of views on this topic.

Click now and PROVE REB WRONG :devil:

You can try >: D


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PostPosted: 23 Mar 2017, 19:16 
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Little darksider flopped down on the couch next to daddy darksider and sighed. It didn't take a genius to figure out something was bothering him.
“What's up little darksider” asked daddy darksider
Little darksider shuffled his feet, his eyes glued to the floor, his hands deep in his pockets. He stretched his legs out.
“Nothing” sniffed little darksider
“Are you sure” said daddy darksider.
“Yes”whispered little darksider, still not daring to look at his daddy.

Daddy darksider knew something was wrong, and he cared deeply for his son. Had little darksider been using chemical substances to enhance his performance, had he stayed out in the sun too long? Daddy darksider wasn't sure. Should he just give up trying to find out what was bothering his son, maybe trust his son and take him at his word? For sure, daddy darksider couldn't afford scientists to attend his house 24/7 to test for chemical abuse and as much as he wanted to, he couldn't ban sunlight. But daddy darksider knew something was different. Despite the uncertainty in his son's actions, daddy darksider sensed a growing power, a certainty, a purpose, a maturity in his son. Daddy darksider was sure his son wanted to share this with him but was too shy, or maybe he simply didn't know how to. Daddy darksider thought back to his first time and took his son's hands within his. Kneeling down so they were on a level, daddy darksider looked little darksider straight in the eyes.

“Listen son, we are different. People think we cheat so that we can win and be successful. And people think that we draw our power from dark practices and that we feed off dark emotions like fear, anger, hatred and aggression. They look to blame us for their weaknesses. The truth is son, we do not control how other people choose to feel, they do. Yes we have different values, different beliefs but being different isn't reason to be ridiculed, laughed at, feared. That is simply other people abdicating responsibility for their own feelings and actions. It's blaming you for their failings. It's not wanting to understand and appreciate the beauty, the true darkness of anything different to what they are.”

Little darksider sniffed once more, his mouth twitched with emotion. He'd made his mind up. He would tell daddy darksider what he wanted to share with him.
“Well daddy” said little darksider, “I, err, I discovered...”
Daddy darksider grinned. “Don't worry son, you don't have to say anything to me. I know, I saw you sneak little Missy lightsider up the stairs earlier. You are a wonderful little darksider who will grow in strength and stature and are destined for great things and you're obviously discovering for the first time how attractive darkness is to light and vice-versa. There is nothing wrong with what you are about to do. All true darksiders have to start some time. This is your time.”
“Really” smiled a relieved little darksider, “You mean that daddy?”
“Yes son. Follow the path your heart is drawn to, act with decency and kindness and welcome the light as a reminder of who you really are and what you stand for. I'm sure she...”
“Thank you daddy” interrupted little darksider. “I'm so glad we had this conversation” And with a clear conscience little darksider jumped up, turned and ran back up to his bedroom and sat next to his best friend, Missy lightsider.
“Are you ready” said little darksider to his friend
“Yes” she grinned back. “It's time. Let's do this” and together they went.... CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK

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PostPosted: 23 Mar 2017, 19:52 
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