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Hey! How do you make table tennis great again?

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Oh boy. I thought of a few obvious answers to this question but I don't think it would be prudent to post them. And I'd feel pretty bad doing it, too.

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Just don't go around grabbing the nets, stepping on bats or breaking the barriers ? :lol: :rofl:

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Mankind now getting too lazy for ANY sports, unwilling for any physical activities. Sorry.
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Retriever wrote:
Hey! How do you make table tennis great again?

  • We will build a tremendous wall to replace the net. This will make it impossible for illegal serves to enter your area.
    When I am elected president of the ITTF, I will make China pay for the wall. Mark my words!
  • About venue warming, it is fine but I don't believe in it. It was invented by and for the Chinese, in order to make western players docile and less competitive.
  • I really believe that we need to rake the floors. Look to Finland. They are incredible at raking. Sweden and Germany are very close to Finland, and TT is classy there.
  • Every tournament will open with a viewing of the movie "Balls of Fire and Fury".


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I thouhgt TT was doing pretty good ? ITTF is averywhere. I can't see more International games on the net. What's wrong ? The new ball ? the regulation ? Serves ? Tell me !


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According to certain people, everything beginning with the ball! :lol: Corrupt officials, officials making money off the ball, some rubbers banned, "bat doping" is rampant... That guy Sharara is still alive.. etc. etc. etc.

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My OP was a response to a scam / phish / totally OT post from a drive by poster. The original OP has been deleted. So my now OP has lost its context. Make of it what you will ... oops too late.

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Retriever wrote:
My OP was a response to a scam / phish / totally OT post from a drive by poster. The original OP has been deleted. So my now OP has lost its context. Make of it what you will ... oops too late.

Context provided. You are welcome to it.


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Hmmmm....

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dollhou ... 49547.html

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Net's kinda floppy, though... and the balls somewhat deflated.

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