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 Post subject: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 19 Nov 2008, 00:20 
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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


^ Those are some facts about Chuck Norris. Feel free to post more.

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I actually like old Chuck. Walker Texas Ranger is a great show and so are many of the movies he's made. :wink:


Chuck Norris can light your cigarette with the spur of his boot!

Chuck Norris can beat you at TT without a paddle (he'll just kickbox you lol)

Chuck Norris can seduce your Girlfriend without you knowing it (or her lol)

Chuck Norris can shave before breakfast and have his beard back by lunch!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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He is the one that had an honur to be in movie with Bruce Lee :D
Jan Claude Van Dame was his body guard and Chuck started his carrear :D
Defenetly one of my favorate actors in 80 and 90 :D

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity 2 times :lol: :lol: :lol:

only one i could remember off the top of my head :oops:

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris has no watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't have to dodge bullets. Bullets dodge him.

What would have been different if Chuck Norris was the king of Sparta? The movie would be called 'The 1'. And he'd have won.

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Chuck Norris doesn't eat beef, he just wrestles a BULL and then starts dining!

Chuck Norris doesn't get sick, there is no virus tough enough

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is a weapon!

Chuck Norris only drives a truck cos cars can't handle him

Chuck Norris doesn't need to give orders, people just do everything he wants

Chuck Norris can't give blood, cos the needle won't go in

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ROFL!!! Yes I used to love watching his movies as a teen-ager!

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True fact that Chuck Norris fathered twins even though he has had a vasectomy.

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Wow, so perhaps a lot of 'facts' above are true too? 8)

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ROFL!!! Yes I used to love watching his movies as a teen-ager!


Oh so it wasn't long ago then Haggisv then huh? You must remember them vividly then :wink: :lol: :lol:

How about these:

Chuck Norris saw the end of the world coming before anyone else and he sent it away!

Chuck Norris has a pet dinasour he likes to call T-Rex :lol:

Chuck Norris bends over and the sun shines at night

Chuck Norris is so fast, he sometimes doesn't even see HIMSELF move

Chuck Norris never sleeps, he doesn't even blink!

Chuck Norris never ate QUICHE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If Chuck Norris is late, time had better hurry up.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos.

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chuck norris doesn't have a chin under his beard...

it's another fist.

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chuck norris wanted to go back in time. he just walked backwards.

chuck norris can make onions cry

chuck norris can make stone bleed

chuck norris can make water go thirsty

chuck norris punched a man and his great great great grandson got knocked out


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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For anyone who had not read this hilarious thread, I thought I'd resurrect it, as it cracks me up everytime! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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