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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2015, 23:22 
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 30 Apr 2015, 23:30 
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If Chuck Norris were president of USA Table Tennis, there'd be 320 million members . . . or else.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 29 May 2016, 14:20 
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If Chuck Norris were VP, the VP's office would become the Oval office :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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.. is in this video. :lol:



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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 08 Nov 2016, 20:09 
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Not visible for me, something about it not being available for my country :o

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 08 Nov 2016, 22:16 
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haggisv wrote:
Not visible for me, something about it not being available for my country :o


Chuck Norris can view it....no matter what country he's in :P :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck norris said, "Say please" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Strange it'll play here (Malaysia) but not in Australia.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 27 Oct 2017, 12:28 
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 27 Oct 2017, 13:51 
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Did you know Chuck Norris was actually the first man on the moon? He went before rockets were invented :rofl: :P

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was at GOOGLE HQ last evening...

Ever hear of a Chuck Norris Net ??!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 28 Oct 2017, 00:45 
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Der_Echte wrote:
Chuck Norris was at GOOGLE HQ last evening...

Ever hear of a Chuck Norris Net ??!!!


I bet its got a better search engine than anything else 8) :up:

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 28 Oct 2017, 09:46 
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A "Chuck Norris Net" is a situation where the opponent hits a great shot low over the net, but the "Chuck Norris" effect for you side kicks in and the net imperceptibly rises a cm to catch the ball and make it fly out.

Kinda like the net watching Chuck's back.

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