Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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| Author: | hopper [ 20 Jul 2012, 21:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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| Author: | shaolinTT [ 21 Jul 2012, 14:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
hopper wrote: Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Loser also had to shave off his hairy chest... The letter "S" on the chest stands for "shaved". |
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| Author: | RebornTTEvnglist [ 21 Jul 2012, 14:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
The Hulk is green with envy over Chuck Norris' strength! |
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| Author: | aznfluteboy [ 21 Jul 2012, 17:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris doesnt breathe air, he breathes blood, sweat and tears |
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| Author: | apophis [ 21 Jul 2012, 17:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories. |
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| Author: | rodderz [ 21 Jul 2012, 18:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris uses 1mm sponge on his forehand |
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| Author: | apophis [ 26 Jul 2012, 17:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris never licks his post-it-stamps.... Because, when they see him, they wet themselves |
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| Author: | ilikepie [ 27 Jul 2012, 16:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Arrows will tell stories of how they took Chuck Norris to the knee. |
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| Author: | haggisv [ 27 Apr 2015, 19:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Another one:  Attachment: chuck-norris.jpg [ 22.54 KiB | Viewed 6970 times ] |
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| Author: | RebornTTEvnglist [ 28 Apr 2015, 01:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chuck Norris' mother was a canon. His father was a fuse lol |
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| Author: | shaolinTT [ 28 Apr 2015, 14:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Celluloid ball or plastic ball. There is absolutely no difference in durability for Chuck. One smack and any ball will turn into powder. |
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| Author: | Blondie [ 29 Apr 2015, 08:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Yeah Chuck is pretty awesome! |
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| Author: | Arcturus [ 29 Apr 2015, 10:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Chicken were known as nice birdies. After meeting Chuck Norris, we call them chicken. |
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| Author: | Der_Echte [ 29 Apr 2015, 11:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Rattlesnake bites you and then you have 2 hrs to get anti-venom or die... Chuck Norris bites a rattlesnake and there is no hope. Chuck Norris doesn't run out of funds, funds run out of accounts. Chuck Norris doesn't get a hangover, alcohol runs away from him. |
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| Author: | Larry Hodges [ 30 Apr 2015, 00:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chuck Norris |
Here are my Top 20 Chuck Norris Table Tennis Facts. -Larry Hodges |
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