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Author:  hopper [ 20 Jul 2012, 21:28 ]
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. :D

Author:  shaolinTT [ 21 Jul 2012, 14:16 ]
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hopper wrote:
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. :D

Loser also had to shave off his hairy chest...
The letter "S" on the chest stands for "shaved".

Author:  RebornTTEvnglist [ 21 Jul 2012, 14:23 ]
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The Hulk is green with envy over Chuck Norris' strength!

Author:  aznfluteboy [ 21 Jul 2012, 17:00 ]
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Chuck Norris doesnt breathe air, he breathes blood, sweat and tears

Author:  apophis [ 21 Jul 2012, 17:56 ]
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Author:  rodderz [ 21 Jul 2012, 18:04 ]
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Chuck Norris uses 1mm sponge on his forehand

Author:  apophis [ 26 Jul 2012, 17:31 ]
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Chuck Norris never licks his post-it-stamps....
Because, when they see him, they wet themselves

Author:  ilikepie [ 27 Jul 2012, 16:48 ]
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Arrows will tell stories of how they took Chuck Norris to the knee.

Author:  haggisv [ 27 Apr 2015, 19:17 ]
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Another one: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Author:  RebornTTEvnglist [ 28 Apr 2015, 01:08 ]
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Chuck Norris' mother was a canon. His father was a fuse lol

Author:  shaolinTT [ 28 Apr 2015, 14:03 ]
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Celluloid ball or plastic ball. There is absolutely no difference in durability for Chuck.
One smack and any ball will turn into powder.

Author:  Blondie [ 29 Apr 2015, 08:12 ]
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Yeah Chuck is pretty awesome!


Author:  Arcturus [ 29 Apr 2015, 10:25 ]
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Chicken were known as nice birdies. After meeting Chuck Norris, we call them chicken.

Author:  Der_Echte [ 29 Apr 2015, 11:29 ]
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Rattlesnake bites you and then you have 2 hrs to get anti-venom or die... Chuck Norris bites a rattlesnake and there is no hope.

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of funds, funds run out of accounts.

Chuck Norris doesn't get a hangover, alcohol runs away from him.

Author:  Larry Hodges [ 30 Apr 2015, 00:32 ]
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Here are my Top 20 Chuck Norris Table Tennis Facts.
-Larry Hodges

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