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Haha... bring on the ashes!

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Welcome back Tommy, havent seen you here for a while!

Somehow I don't think Adham will get your questions on the Schildkrot ...or he has been sworn to secretcy

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The reviews of the bat have now been added to this official reviews site: The Schildkrot review

I'm pretty sure this site is quite reputable, so all that's been said about this bat must be true...

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Hi Haggisv sorry to hear about your tt bag I hope that guy gets caught! back on topic - The question about the Schildkrot bat has been ruined first before he reads them Shame it would have been interesting to get his opinion about it! I might leave my question about the shampoo and conditioner for that thread a couple of minutes within him turning up to read the thread and answer the questions though

Thanks mate! Weren't you one of the original discoverers of the Schildkrot?

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I was proud to be one of the original Schildkrot researchers at DTTW, however after that famous episode, I came home one night to find my apartment ransacked and a strange intruder, skinny bald guy with British accent, bashed me over the head. The next thing I remember, I was locked in some kind of laboratory strapped to a gurney, and I couldn't remember anything I had researched about Schildkrot bats. I think they have some sort of mind altering research going on there, probably use it to train robotic champions as well as take care of people who dig too much like I did.

I saw the familiar turtle logo on the walls and immediately knew what was going on, and I feared that maybe they would just use me as testing fodder for a new deadly bat, however luckily I was able to grab one of their hobby bats off the table and use the inherent radioactive energy to burn through my shackles and escape.

Heed my warnings and tread lightly fellow Schildkrot fans!

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You gotta watch out for those sneaky govt agencies and ten times more for the private ones with power-hungry bosses. Way to think on your feet. We could write a nice fiction novel (similar to Louis L'Amour Westerns) all about the 900, a pushy power figure, a hero, blazing action, and an oppressed woman. Still gotta figure out how to include horses, though.

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A woman and a stallion,,,what more do you need?

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Yeah it all started a while back now! As you now know there are 2 types of pre made bats there are the harmless ones that are being sold in sportswear shops and shopping malls then there are the pre made bats that have been put together in the secret laboratories to look exactly like a pre made hobby bat but are infact evil and dangerous and if not handled properly result in the instant death of everyone else in the training hall! For this reason you need life insurance and special training to use the Schildkrot 900.

When they came onto the scene a couple of years ago no one wanted to know about them! just the mention of them would make people's blood boil. I guess the Schildkrot 900 coming onto the scene of TT must of been a similar situation to Hiroji Satoh and the first sponge bat? An unfair advantage that upset everyone at the time but changed the sport forever! Well the schildkrot 900 pose's the same threat except this time people can get killed either using it or facing it at the other end of the table.

Well I dont want to promise this or anything but there have been rumours of a new schildkrot bat being put together in the secret laboratories right now that is so fast and spinny that the ball is said to take the colour off the table and be able to go straight through the net at full force it can also leave a permenant red ball mark on your opponents if contact is made with there skin! But I really can't see this new super Schildkrot bat passing any enez tests?

Wow I have not heard that before, thanks for the warning!

I guess we should not be surprised if this thread suddenly disappears either

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Can't wait... the spies have been released... watch this space for the latest news

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I like the way this thread has developed with some of the truth and some of the skuttlebutt to keep outsiders enough in the dark to know what is truth and what is not. Its a very clever tactic, and I think it may just be diversionary enough to have the spies fed with misinformation too!

The word I've now heard is that Butterfly has cottoned on to the Schildkrot series and is not happy they haven't gotten something on the market that competes. Apparently what they are trying to develop is a material that is heavily sun-radiated, figuring the radiation in the Schidkrot cannot be as powerful as that from the sun. But of course, the suns rays here on earth are nowhere near powerful enough, so they are going to launch a space-probe to shoot around the sun. The probe will be laiden with the energy soaking material that will be used in making their Schildkrot competing blades and rubbers. They may just be onto something here too. I don't think there has been any marketing stuff put around this yet. In fact I think Butterfly R&D has deliberately been keeping it under wraps from the Bty marketing dept. because they know they would want to make a press release too soon and could blow the whole thing. I only found out myself because I have a mate working on this inside who is fearful for his life and wanted someone on the outside knowing what was going on. He has already had his apartment bugged he thinks, and he's pretty sure they have traces on his phone and mobile. He races pidgeon's as a hobby and sent me a note via one of his birds carrying it. That's how sensitive this stuff is.

I probably should have changed the name of the company involved here, but who's to say I didn't? Or maybe I left it the real one as n-one would suspect I'd use that! This world of cloak and dagger is just too much. I never realised TT could be so dangerous and competitive! Oh hang on, yes I did! I see it every Tuesday night!

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Did anyone ever use a schildkrot JM Vmax blade?

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That's a good point Silver.

Can anyone post a pic or three of their Personal Protective Gear they used for the 900?

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