I have just read this joke. I hope this will bring a good laugh to you during this covid-19 pandemic. Now, please don't get offended or upset, as this is not meant to be political.
The Pope, Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and a third grade child are flying on a small plane. The pilot runs into trouble and realizes they’re going to crash. He races to the cabin, grabs a parachute, and bails, shouting, “There are three parachutes left. You guys are on your own!”
Angela Merkel says, “Since I’m the leader of the free world now, I need to survive.” She takes a parachute and exits the plane.
Donald Trump says, “Well, I’m a genius, so I get a parachute too,” and off he goes.
The Pope tells the third grader, “Don’t worry, my child. I’ve lived a long and miraculous life. You take the parachute, and I’ll go down with the plane.”
“That’s okay, sir,” says the child. “There are still two parachutes left. That genius just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack.”
