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Author:  Cobalt [ 04 Sep 2016, 20:11 ]
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Cobalt Corp
001 Anti-choke - In - Red only. Flashes when a lead of more than 4 points is reducing.
002 Style Master - Out - Long pip that doubles as a hairbrush to keep you looking your best at presentations
003 Auto fault - In - Won't move if ball not tossed minimum height
004 Sniffer Dog - In - Emits a panting sound when speed glue detected
Author:  Debater [ 04 Sep 2016, 20:25 ]
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Cobalt wrote:
Cobalt Corp
001 Anti-choke - In - Red only. Flashes when a lead of more than 4 points is reducing.
002 Style Master - Out - Long pip that doubles as a hairbrush to keep you looking your best at presentations
003 Auto fault - In - Won't move if ball not tossed minimum height
004 Sniffer Dog - In - Emits a panting sound when speed glue detected


:rofl: :rofl: I wonder what these rubber names tell us about our forum members. I'll always think of you as the "Style Master" now Cobalt! :D

I really wish someone would make "Auto fault" too. Problem is, who'd buy it!

LARF updated.
Author:  hangdog [ 04 Sep 2016, 20:38 ]
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Debater wrote:
:rofl: :rofl: I wonder what these rubber names tell us about our forum members. I'll always think of you as the "Style Master" now Cobalt! :D


I felt a great disturbance in the OOAK Custom Titles Force…as if a million voices suddenly cried out "Style Master"…
Author:  RebornTTEvnglist [ 04 Sep 2016, 21:45 ]
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REB is "Rubbers Ever Better"!

Acne description: Pips that legally accept "pimple cream" making them "less frictioned".

Adham description: Goes against every good idea in table tennis, negating whatever is thrown at it.

Then there is:

007 Cardio In A rubber pulsing with a liquid layer that boosts itself pumping up the harder you work it!
Author:  hangdog [ 04 Sep 2016, 21:55 ]
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RebornTTEvnglist wrote:
Adham description: Goes against every good idea in table tennis, negating whatever is thrown at it.


Sounds like real junk rubber! Anti, right?

I hear there's a new rubber coming out called "TTX" that's the same as every other cheap rubber, but different, and is supposed to be vastly more popular! (I know, I'm such a killjoy. :devil: )
Author:  Retriever [ 05 Sep 2016, 07:35 ]
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Anti EJ Inc
001 Moar Practice - In/Out - Red/Black. The more you use it the better you get.
002 Moar Practice II - In/Out - Red/Black. With special ingredient Koa-ching for better results.
003 Moar Practice Ultimate- In/Out - Red/Black. The only rubber you will ever need.
Author:  haggisv [ 05 Sep 2016, 11:45 ]
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OOAK
007 Morale Destroyer - Long - Returns are so unpredictable, opponents are soon demoralised
008 Chameleon - In - [R] - although red in appearance (and during ITTF approval), it changes colour momentarily on ball impact
009 Rigor Mortis - Anti - rubber so 'dead' it requires a OFF+ blade to return the ball over the net
Author:  RebornTTEvnglist [ 05 Sep 2016, 14:38 ]
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haggisv wrote:
008 Chameleon - In - [R] - although red in appearance in during ITTF approval, it changes colour momentarily on ball impact


In that case I want an LP version too. Bu if its not too much to ask, I'd like a Black inverted and a red LP, and I'd like them to just alternate colours with each other :devil: :devil: :lol:
Author:  Musicfreak0 [ 05 Sep 2016, 21:08 ]
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Here are mine (hopefully the references aren't too vague)!

Name: Musicfreak: the sound of TT.

Poison (LP): Lethally sharp pips to hit and poison opponents. Alice Cooper's design.
Break on Through (IN): Perfect for knocking doubles partners out of the way. Used best in"Doors".
Block Buster! (LP): A "Sweet" alternative to banned frictionless long pips.
Confusion (LP): It's such a terrible shame, Confusion, you don't know who you're playin'.
High Voltage (IN): Shockingly fast; available in AC or DC.
Waterloo (OUT) Designed by ABBA and Napoleon: the shortest pimples there are.

I think they're all under 70 characters. :oops:
Author:  Red [ 05 Sep 2016, 22:11 ]
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O.K., I give it a try:

Red Default

001 Black, In, Translucent tacky black rubber on red 50° sponge
002 Translustscent, Out, long hairy pips spreading a lovely scent with each contact
003 Sink, In, almost like Air Valve but with oil-based pressure-system
004 Shark, In, Anti with shark-like pattern-structure in the rubber
005 Lotus, In, GLANTI, new plastique with lotus-like structure
006 Desiato, In, Hard rubber on hard sponge, only in pitch-black
007 Rubble, Out, hardened short pips with random pattern and size
008 Glamour, Out, medium long pips with nano-particles made of fairy-dust
Author:  iskandar taib [ 06 Sep 2016, 18:04 ]
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There's already a "Shark"... :lol:

Image

Iskandar
Author:  haggisv [ 06 Sep 2016, 18:36 ]
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There might be a Shark on the unofficial ITTF LARC, but there is no Shark on the official OOAK LARF as yet. ;)
Author:  Red [ 06 Sep 2016, 22:20 ]
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Just to remove possible headaches I can call it different:

004 Dogfish, In, Anti with shark-like-structured rubber on molassis-sponge
Author:  Debater [ 07 Sep 2016, 07:23 ]
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haggisv wrote:
There might be a Shark on the unofficial ITTF LARC, but there is no Shark on the official OOAK LARF as yet. ;)


:rofl: :rofl: :rock:

160906 - revised for new manufacturers Retriever, Musicfreak and Red plus new rubbers from OOAK and Magic and a reclassification of Cobat Corp's Sytle Master

iskandar taib, you've posted what other manufacturers already make, how about producing some of your own :P
Author:  hangdog [ 07 Sep 2016, 07:39 ]
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Debater wrote:
iskandar taib, you've posted what other manufacturers already make, how about producing some of your own :P


Ooh! Ooh! Gazing into the crystal ball here:

011 Generic - In - Typical Chinese rubber
110 Generic 2 - In - Same characteristics as 011

:P :D
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