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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 20 Jul 2012, 21:28 
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. :D

Loser also had to shave off his hairy chest...
The letter "S" on the chest stands for "shaved".


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
PostPosted: 21 Jul 2012, 14:23 
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The Hulk is green with envy over Chuck Norris' strength!

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesnt breathe air, he breathes blood, sweat and tears

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris uses 1mm sponge on his forehand

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Arrows will tell stories of how they took Chuck Norris to the knee.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' mother was a canon. His father was a fuse lol

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Celluloid ball or plastic ball. There is absolutely no difference in durability for Chuck.
One smack and any ball will turn into powder.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Yeah Chuck is pretty awesome!



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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Chicken were known as nice birdies. After meeting Chuck Norris, we call them chicken.


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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Rattlesnake bites you and then you have 2 hrs to get anti-venom or die... Chuck Norris bites a rattlesnake and there is no hope.

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of funds, funds run out of accounts.

Chuck Norris doesn't get a hangover, alcohol runs away from him.

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 Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris
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Here are my Top 20 Chuck Norris Table Tennis Facts.
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