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I have just read this joke. I hope this will bring a good laugh to you during this covid-19 pandemic. Now, please don't get offended or upset, as this is not meant to be political.

The Pope, Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and a third grade child are flying on a small plane. The pilot runs into trouble and realizes they’re going to crash. He races to the cabin, grabs a parachute, and bails, shouting, “There are three parachutes left. You guys are on your own!”

Angela Merkel says, “Since I’m the leader of the free world now, I need to survive.” She takes a parachute and exits the plane.

Donald Trump says, “Well, I’m a genius, so I get a parachute too,” and off he goes.

The Pope tells the third grader, “Don’t worry, my child. I’ve lived a long and miraculous life. You take the parachute, and I’ll go down with the plane.”

“That’s okay, sir,” says the child. “There are still two parachutes left. That genius just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack.”

From another thread:

If a person with heart issues gets COVID-19 and has a heart attack, does that mean they have had a coronary coronary?

If a person gets CORVID-19, do they suffer from eating crow and raven?

</is it too soon?>

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It is not.

And magpie.

Iskandar

Alcohol kills Covid; UV light kills Covid.
This man is found drunk and naked, getting a suntan.
Maybe it'll work; maybe it won't. But so far, he is ok and tested negative for Covid.

That reminds me of an old jazz joke:

Q. You're in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Kenny G. You have a gun with two bullets - who do you use them on?

A. Both on Kenny G, just to be sure.

Then how would folks in China know when it's time to go home?

Iskandar

Boy, missed this one. At least he didn't inject disinfectant, like a certain orange man suggested some weeks back...

Iskandar