OOAK Table Tennis Forum


A truly International Table Tennis Community for both Defensive and Offensive styles!
OOAK Forum Links About OOAK Table Tennis Forum OOAK Forum Memory
It is currently 24 Sep 2020, 17:41


Don't want to see any advertising? Become a member and login, and you'll never see an ad again!



All times are UTC + 9:30 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 69 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Author Message
PostPosted: 26 Mar 2020, 15:25 
Offline
The Court Jester
The Court Jester
User avatar

Joined: 23 Apr 2010, 09:33
Posts: 1278
Location: Canada
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 110 times
I have just read this joke. I hope this will bring a good laugh to you during this covid-19 pandemic. Now, please don't get offended or upset, as this is not meant to be political.

The Pope, Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and a third grade child are flying on a small plane. The pilot runs into trouble and realizes they’re going to crash. He races to the cabin, grabs a parachute, and bails, shouting, “There are three parachutes left. You guys are on your own!”

Angela Merkel says, “Since I’m the leader of the free world now, I need to survive.” She takes a parachute and exits the plane.

Donald Trump says, “Well, I’m a genius, so I get a parachute too,” and off he goes.

The Pope tells the third grader, “Don’t worry, my child. I’ve lived a long and miraculous life. You take the parachute, and I’ll go down with the plane.”

“That’s okay, sir,” says the child. “There are still two parachutes left. That genius just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack.”

:rofl:


Top
 Profile  
 

PostPosted: 26 Mar 2020, 21:13 
Offline
Full member

Joined: 18 Jul 2017, 16:04
Posts: 54
Has thanked: 23 times
Been thanked: 1 time
Blade: BTY Gergely
FH: Victas >15 Limber
BH: Stiga Mantra S
:rofl: :D


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 27 Mar 2020, 06:37 
Offline
Bytes worse than his Bark
Bytes worse than his Bark
User avatar

Joined: 15 Sep 2011, 12:25
Posts: 1632
Location: Sydney, Australia
Has thanked: 98 times
Been thanked: 359 times
Blade: OldNittaku Carbon
FH: Tenergy 05H max
BH: Tenergy 05 max
From another thread:

If a person with heart issues gets COVID-19 and has a heart attack, does that mean they have had a coronary coronary?

If a person gets CORVID-19, do they suffer from eating crow and raven?

</is it too soon?>

_________________
Retriever (sometimes golden, but often leaden)
Moderator, Inverted Retriever Technique sub-forum - http://ooakforum.com/viewforum.php?f=74


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 01 Apr 2020, 18:47 
Offline
CTRL_ALT_Loop
CTRL_ALT_Loop
User avatar

Joined: 28 Nov 2011, 08:20
Posts: 1509
Location: Egersund, Norway
Has thanked: 185 times
Been thanked: 193 times
Retriever wrote:
...

</is it too soon?>

It is not.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 01 Apr 2020, 22:20 
Offline
Goes to 11
Goes to 11
User avatar

Joined: 13 Jan 2014, 20:27
Posts: 9608
Has thanked: 2 times
Been thanked: 1173 times
Retriever wrote:
If a person gets CORVID-19, do they suffer from eating crow and raven?


And magpie.

Iskandar


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 24 May 2020, 13:12 
Offline
The Court Jester
The Court Jester
User avatar

Joined: 23 Apr 2010, 09:33
Posts: 1278
Location: Canada
Has thanked: 4 times
Been thanked: 110 times
Alcohol kills Covid; UV light kills Covid.
This man is found drunk and naked, getting a suntan.
Maybe it'll work; maybe it won't. But so far, he is ok and tested negative for Covid.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 25 May 2020, 09:15 
Offline
Super User

Joined: 18 Feb 2011, 10:37
Posts: 219
Location: Wiltshire, UK
Has thanked: 0 time
Been thanked: 28 times
Blade: DonicWaldnerSenso
FH: Sriver FX-Max
BH: TSP Curl P-1R 0.5
shaolinTT wrote:
I have just read this joke. I hope this will bring a good laugh to you during this covid-19 pandemic. Now, please don't get offended or upset, as this is not meant to be political.

The Pope, Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, and a third grade child are flying on a small plane. The pilot runs into trouble and realizes they’re going to crash. He races to the cabin, grabs a parachute, and bails, shouting, “There are three parachutes left. You guys are on your own!”

Angela Merkel says, “Since I’m the leader of the free world now, I need to survive.” She takes a parachute and exits the plane.

Donald Trump says, “Well, I’m a genius, so I get a parachute too,” and off he goes.

The Pope tells the third grader, “Don’t worry, my child. I’ve lived a long and miraculous life. You take the parachute, and I’ll go down with the plane.”

“That’s okay, sir,” says the child. “There are still two parachutes left. That genius just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack.”

:rofl:


That reminds me of an old jazz joke:

Q. You're in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Kenny G. You have a gun with two bullets - who do you use them on?

A. Both on Kenny G, just to be sure.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 26 May 2020, 12:07 
Offline
Goes to 11
Goes to 11
User avatar

Joined: 13 Jan 2014, 20:27
Posts: 9608
Has thanked: 2 times
Been thanked: 1173 times
Then how would folks in China know when it's time to go home? :lol:

Iskandar


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: 26 May 2020, 12:09 
Offline
Goes to 11
Goes to 11
User avatar

Joined: 13 Jan 2014, 20:27
Posts: 9608
Has thanked: 2 times
Been thanked: 1173 times
shaolinTT wrote:
Alcohol kills Covid; UV light kills Covid.
This man is found drunk and naked, getting a suntan.
Maybe it'll work; maybe it won't. But so far, he is ok and tested negative for Covid.


Boy, missed this one. At least he didn't inject disinfectant, like a certain orange man suggested some weeks back...

Iskandar


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 69 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5


Don't want to see this advertisement? Become a member and login, and you'll never see an ad again!



All times are UTC + 9:30 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 11 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Copyright 2018 OOAK Table Tennis Forum. The information on this site cannot be reused without written permission.

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group